Star Wars names

by Paul Agapow
in misc

tagged imported, humour, pop-culture

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Demonstrating that the magic truly has left George Lucas.

How can you take seriously a movie featuring a character called "Pash Cracken"? It sounds like something produced by an Australian slang generator. These are all genuine names from the Star Wars movies, harvested from the IMDB or the Star Wars Name Databank:

  • Aks Moe
  • Ask Aak
  • Bultar Swan
  • Captain Typho
  • Carl
  • Chief Chirpa
  • Corran Horn
  • Count Dooku
  • Pash Cracken
  • Darh Maul
  • Darth Plagueis
  • Darth Sidious
  • Darth Tyranus
  • Dash Rendar
  • Depa Billaba
  • Dexter Jettster
  • Elan Sleazebaggano
  • Even Piell
  • Geonosian Archduke Poggle the Lesser
  • Ghent
  • Giant Flog
  • General Grievous
  • Hermi Odle
  • Jek Porkins
  • Joh Yowza
  • Kit Fisto
  • Lott Dod
  • Mace Windu
  • Plo Koon
  • Pote Snitkin
  • Rep Been
  • Salacious Crumb
  • Sio Bibble
  • Sy Snootles
  • Toonbuck Toora
  • Umpass-stay
  • Watto
  • Yaddle
  • Yarael Poof
  • Zam Wesell
  • Zuckuss